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[earps]

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[earps]

well if you ever need a surefire way to shut me up

now you’ve got it

[ where did that come from. ]

text;

[castle]

[ this is definitely going in the exact direction he'd hoped to avoid. ]

you saying i should use that strategy again?

text;

[earps]

why not

[ if there's anyone well-qualified to make the same mistake again, it's this girl. ]

you know where i sleep

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[castle]

[ they should definitely not be making that mistake again. ]

sounds like an invitation

text;

[earps]

[ should has definitely not always been enough to stop her. ]

definitely go with your gut on that

text;

[castle]

what if my gut tells me to ask if you want to have dinner

[ just. food. that's safer. maybe. ]

text;

[earps]

tell you what

you get those food dispensers to serve me up a big
fat
juicy
burger
and you've got yourself a deal

text;

[castle]

fat and juicy, got it

what's the topping preference
hate to get my ass kicked over condiments

text;

[earps]

oh you know
standard fare
cheese
gotta be a cheeseburger or no dice

oh and ketchup

text;

[castle]

sounds like a good healthy meal right there

give me a time and i can arrange a delivery

text;

[earps]

well this ass doesn't build itself

i don't know about you
but i could eat

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[castle]

think your ass can hold off for the next ten minutes?

text;

[earps]

yeah yeah

clock's ticking, castle