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wynonna "the girl with the big-ass gun" earp ([personal profile] earps) wrote1990-04-10 02:26 pm

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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-03-22 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[It’s been well over a week now since she texted him by mistake, and Din is pretty certain that by now she’s figured out that he’s not who she thought he was. He’s not exactly sure why he’s texting her, but he can’t sleep for some reason, and he thought of her. Of how it had been so easy to text back and forth with her, even if it had been for the selfish goal of sexual release. Maybe it had to do with the fact that they don’t know each other and that there’s clearly no jugement between them, and he could definitely use some easy, no pressure conversation tonight. He’s not even looking for something steamy, he just want something to distract his mind, for a while.]

Are you asleep Sweet Girl?

[If she’s mad at him for not coming forth with their case of mistaken identity, he wouldn’t hold it against her, but he still chances a text, in case she’s not that angry with him.]
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-03-25 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[She's not wrong in her assessment of him: everything Din has written to her that night hadn't been meant as a prank, especially when their texting had turned into something more than just teasing about a pair of not-so lost red panties. In all honesty, he's never done anything like that before, from describing everything he'd like to do to her, to letting her on for that long. While people tend to assume he's not trustworthy because he's a bounty hunter, Din makes a point of being honest with his words, simply choosing not to speak when he can't be truthful.

The longer he waits for her reply, the more he feels guilty for his misleading, but then he gets her text back, and he relaxes slightly under the helmet:]


Yeah, I guess I just did.

Wasn't I supposed to?


[A subtle way to ask for her permission to keep on texting her; an 'out' if she's not interested, an opportunity for her to tell him to fuck himself if she wants to. It's the least he can offer, after all.]
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-03-31 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything, really. I can't sleep, and I don't think anyone I know on the ship is still up at this hour.

[Or more like if he texts anyone he knows, they are likely to probe as to why he isn't sleeping. He has nightmares, like everyone else that's lived through war and violence, but lately, he wonders if his empathic bond with Grogu isn't causing the kid's own nightmare to bleed into his. They've been more jumbled and frightening these past weeks.]

I guess I felt like after how we texted last, you wouldn't judge me for reaching out in the middle of the night.

[It's strange how easy it is to admit that, as if her not knowing him and him barely knowing anything of her either makes it easier to be this honest. To be this opened. It's not like she can compare this side of him to how he's usually closed off and quiet.]
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-04-17 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Will you be offended if I say 'yeah you did? It's not a bad thing, though? I don't think it is, I mean.

[She's absolutely earned the right to tease him, and if Din is honest with himself, it's something he likes in a woman, anyway: the way that one doesn't feel intimidated enough by him not to give him shit, teasingly or not. Her question does make him chuckle lightly, the sound soft in his room:]

I mean, I feel like I wouldn't go wrong asking fashion tips from the owner of red lacy panties, wouldn't you say? But no, I don't think I need fashion tips.

[Not because he thinks he's fashionable, but simply because he wears the exact same thing every day. And what he chooses to wear is more out of utility than fashion.]

To be honest, I don't really have any reasons to reach out other than simple....conversation? [Anything so that his brain doesn't overthink everything in his life right now, really] Like...IDK...tell me about a kind of food I should absolutely try if I ever find myself in your homeworld?

[This is a safe topic, right? Nothing too personal, but nothing too vague either. A good way to truly break the ice.]
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-04-26 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if I can't see it, then it didn't happened.

[He's not sure what 'flipping one off' means exactly, but Din can easily understand that it's meant as a rude gesture. Despite that, he picks up on the teasing, and something in him relaxes further. He can live with getting a bit of shit thrown at him: despite his gruff exterior, he does have a sense of humor.

That next text does make him chuckle lightly:]


Oh, I don't need to be told that or not, I know I can't pull them off. I'm lacking the right curves, definitely.

[He knows he has a flat ass, he's not even going to deny that.

He smiles when she answers, relieved that the initial awkwardness of their first meeting is behind them:]


Nachos. Those are the corn chips with cheese, right?

[He's slowly learning about all these Earthling dishes, thanks to the few friends from different Earths he's made since he's on the Danaë.]

All the toppings? Surely there's one that's your favourite?
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-05-29 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[That makes him chuckle lightly:]

Honestly, there are better images of me for you to see that I can think of.

[No, he's not sending a dick pic. He has more class than this. But he's not unwilling to share...something, if she's interested.]

I do know of them, but I haven't had the chance to try them yet. I barely just discovered pizza.

'Kick' as in 'spicy'? In that case, I'm even more tempted to try them. I like spicy meals.


[After all, traditional Mandalorian cuisine can easily be described as a constant fire in one's mouth.]
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-06-12 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, really. Isn't the whole point of sending a picture to put myself in the best light for you to see? I don't think red lace on a flat ass would achieve that.

And since you're asking so nicely...
[He sends her one picture of him. It's nothing too revealing: his hands and thighs are probably what one could call his favourite parts of his body, and giving that they are always covered when he's in public, it's a safe one to send, even if the picture shows hints of his hands' tattoos.]

What toppings people put on their pizza other than basil and cheese?

[He had liked that sort: the flavours were simple yet delicious.]
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-09-18 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I agree wholeheartedly with that. I just think I should stick with what I have.

[Tactical pants and boxer briefs are the way to go for him. Or commando, on laundry day. Both here and on the Razor Crest.]

Oh, so you do always say "yes, please" and "thank you, sir"?

[He's teasing, but it's hard not to, given the usual tone of their texting.]

Thanks. They're traditional to my people.

[Another clue for Wynonna to add to the few crumbs he's left her regarding who he really is.]

Really? Anything can go on pizza? So I could put nachos on it and kill two porgs with one stone?

[Hey, he's a practical kind of man.]

What's so controversial about mixing sweet and savory?