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[castle]

you tuck your thong in my back pocket for safe keeping or what

[earps]

oh is THAT where i left it?

i was wondering why it felt a little drafty

[castle]

is this you trying to do a sexy thing?

[earps]

what?

[ really she’d jammed them in there for safekeeping, but now: ]

aren’t guys supposed to like surprise panties?

[castle]

not when i'm in middle of a conversation and put my hand in my pocket and suddenly get a fistful of underwear

time and place and all that

[earps]

yeah yeah
i get it

but now you know
i'm not wearing anything underneath right this very second

misfire text

[chaosmagicks]

Where can I get handcuffs on this island?

[earps]

um

you know i’m pretty sure i saw a whole bunch of toys at the corner store
cannot confirm existence of handcuffs though so don’t quote me on that

[chaosmagicks]

i want to get this square marked off so I can ask them for a year supply of Oreos.

do you think it's worth it?

[earps]

don't get me wrong
oreos are excellent

but you're not going to aim higher?
like a year's supply of booze

[chaosmagicks]

not much of a drinker.

[earps]

well then you'd be set for having all the parties here at least

[wolfwithagoat]

[Santa Eskel, in a cozy new yellow scarf, brings Wynnona a gift for Yule! She receives the following:

• A ball of goat cheese, tied up in cheesecloth.
  
• Three white goose feathers
  
• Venison jerky and dried apple slices
  
• A small knife with a deer antler handle, and a plain deer hide sheath

And he says the following of it:]

"Little something to help you get through the winter. Nothing fancy, but it'll do you. The feathers - well, I got a lot of 'em around from hunting geese, and some folks like 'em. Or have a square involving 'em. Anyway, Blessed Yule, Wynnona."

backdated to like...end of feb, i guess

[lockedon]

Got a moment?

[earps]

sure

what can i do you for?

[ he can't see this, but she definitely just mouthed jesus, earp at herself after rushing off that text. this is what she gets for trying to be chill around someone she thought she was married to for a hot minute. ]

[lockedon]

Have you had any strange dreams lately?

[ One guess as to what this is about. ]

[earps]

[ she could make a snarky joke, play it off like she has dreams like that all the time.

but then she thinks better of it. ]

you too huh?

[lockedon]

[ That sure is an answer and he's not sure he likes it. ]

I'll take that as a yes.

[ He really does not want to ask this next question but there's no point stopping now. ]

Did it include getting married, by any chance?

[earps]

something like that

plus a fantasy suite straight out of the bachelor or whatever

[ she’s not sure if she feels better or worse that he remembers it too. ]

so what
was it some kind of shared hallucination?
did we get high on magic mushrooms?
sniff some glue?

[grandsparks]

[ Rude is possibly the only person worse than Wynonna when it comes to friendly communication. Nevertheless...here it comes.

Please ignore that it's over a week after their hookup. He had, uh, work. ]

You're a hard one to track down.

[ Yep. Smooth. ]

[earps]

really?

after all that I feel like I come off way closer to easy

[ because of the one-night stand and all. which she hasn’t really done in a minute. ]

don’t worry
I wasn’t waiting by the phone or anything

[grandsparks]

Didn't think you would be.

[ It was pretty damn clear what that had been. Something simple and easy to blow off steam. ]

Had to work security for that council meeting. Got busy with that.
Don't think I ever really got your name, either.

[earps]

wow
made that good of an impression huh?

[ but she’s not going to leave him hanging in suspense. he had found her, after all. ]

i’m wynonna
earp
pretty sure there aren’t any other wynonnas around here but you never know

[grandsparks]

One of the best.

Haven't met any so far.
Probably too late to say 'nice to meet you', but...

[ You know. ]

Doing all right?

[earps]

it's fine
you can still say it
and likewise

[ mostly, she's still zooming back to that "best" part. ]

oh you know
kind of feels like the worst emotional hangover
but that was a pretty nice distraction