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[earps]

wait
so you did or didn't mean to text somebody you don't know about where to find handcuffs?

[chaosmagicks]

the robot said they'd connect me with a local guide!

[earps]

oh
really?

well i'm wynonna
earp
wynonna earp

i guess they figured since i've been in a city kind of like this before?
fewer robots though

[chaosmagicks]

A city like this?

[earps]

you know
where they want us to boink

not for resources though, that's here only
the other place made it into some kind of monthly quota requirement bullshit

[chaosmagicks]

Holy hell.

Which do you like better?

[earps]

here probably

nobody's designated any differently because of some randomizing system
and it's not like we HAVE to bone each other
it's more just
sort of encouraged

[chaosmagicks]

There were designations? Did you have to only have sex with that one person?

[earps]

nah more like
people were divided into two groups
dominants and submissives

it was totally random and arbitrary
but you could still do anyone you wanted to

[chaosmagicks]

That's horrible.

Here, what if you only have sex with only one other person? Do they care?

[earps]

you deal with it

not as far as i know
but considering people can disappear sometimes
you might not want to put all your eggs in one basket

[chaosmagicks]

Can one be trained out of putting all their eggs in their basket?

[earps]

i mean you're asking someone who used to not know a serious relationship if it bit her on the ass
and now i guess i'm sort of with two people

so yeah
it can happen

[chaosmagicks]

Two?

I guess that's one way to do it.

But I like knowing it's possible.

[earps]

it's not obviously for everyone
and we don't worry about what happens if this island or some other city loads us up on aphros when we're around someone else

sometimes you don't always get to choose who you rely on to scratch that itch

[chaosmagicks]

We're in the hands of this island, I guess. Doesn't matter what we do.

Did I say that I'm Wanda? My name is Wanda.

[earps]

well in a way you've got some control
and you can ask for shit
so it's not all out of our hands

nice to meet ya

[chaosmagicks]

Valid point. It's not so bad.

Nice to meet you, Wynonna. A very pretty name.

[earps]

could be worse
which as i say that makes me realize how jinxy it is

thanks
i'm used to getting "oh like the singer?"
which
yes
but more like someone in our family had a thing for w names

[chaosmagicks]

I do not know the singer, is she American or Canadian?

[earps]

honestly
i don't even know

but it's fine
means i have less competition

[chaosmagicks]

do you sing?

[earps]

oh god no

i just meant
you know
one less wynonna in the world
bad joke

[chaosmagicks]

It wasn't a bad joke. I just didn't get it because of the text.

What do you do? For fun.

[earps]

uh well
here it's not exactly like there are tons of monsters to fight
except for those weird ones that came up out of the ocean a while back

but other than that i'm pretty good at slinging drinks