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wynonna "the girl with the big-ass gun" earp ([personal profile] earps) wrote1990-04-10 02:26 pm

inbox for ad astra;

@ bacondonut
text ✰ voice ✰ holovid
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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-03 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ he'd done well to mind his own business for a while on the ship, but then — well, apparently some stranded planet bullshit decided it'd find a way to make him leave his quarters for a while.

son of a bitch.

he explores on his own for a while, but when it becomes evident he's not learning much about this place on his own, he reluctantly reaches out to the one person he's bothered interacting with thus far: ]


where the hell are we
castle: (𝟷𝟽𝟸 ᵇᵃᵗᶜʰˑ)

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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-03 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
fuck would i know about spaceships

[ so basically, all this conversation is concluding is that neither of them really know shit. ]

any idea how long that usually takes?
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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-03 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
don't know what that is

[ who the hell is jeeves? what the hell are internet references? ]

great

guess i'll find a tree or some shit to hang out with
send me a message when they're ready to beam us up


[ wait, is that it, frank? ]
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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-03 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
i can figure it out

[ it usually does. ]

should probably be worrying about yourself more than me
best you stick with the rest of them
they'll probably do some kumbaya fire pit shit
be a blast


[ ah, textual sarcasm. ]
castle: (𝟸𝟿𝟿 ᵇᵃᵗᶜʰˑ)

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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-03 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
what

you want me to build you a house out of twigs or something
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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-03 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
definitely not building you a brick house, goldilocks

[ so what if she's not blonde? so what if he has the wrong fairy tale? ]
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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-03 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
having jail cells next to each other has nothing to do with building you a hut
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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-03 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
if you don't think it's hard, sounds like you can handle it just fine without me
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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-03 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
if you can be crushed to death by twigs, that sounds like a whole other personal problem
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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-03 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
shit you're right

i'll have nightmares about your splinters
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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-03 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
more like saving myself from hearing a shit ton of whining
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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-03 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
you act like i'm gonna make you some 5 star suite
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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-04 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
too high class for a tent?
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[personal profile] castle 2020-09-10 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe

but didn't sound like you'd be interested
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[personal profile] castle 2020-10-29 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ they haven't spoken since ... that. but once communication with the ship returns, allowing them to get back on, he figures it might be worth checking that she made it back and didn't end up stranded in some cave or anything. ]

didn't get left behind, right?
castle: (𝟺𝟷𝟶 ᵇᵃᵗᶜʰˑ)

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[personal profile] castle 2020-10-29 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
just figured if you rotted out there you'd come back and haunt my ass
be a real pain
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[personal profile] castle 2020-10-29 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
right sure

[ don't talk about her ass. ]

better than a tent anyway

[ don't talk about the tent. ]
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[personal profile] castle 2020-10-29 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he remembers being plenty warm in that tent, for an entirely different reason. he'd rather not think about the warmth of her bed. ]

good
won't have to worry about you knocking at my door to steal blankets
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[personal profile] castle 2020-10-30 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ he thinks he hears it, her laugh fairly distinct now that he knows it, and he tries, rather terribly, not to smile. ]

been heated enough not to need them
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[personal profile] castle 2020-10-30 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ well, shit. ]

yeah you think so?
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[personal profile] castle 2020-10-30 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ they should really talk about it, shouldn't they? because it can't be repeated. it shouldn't be.

so if it ain't blankets are you gonna knock on my door for something else

nope. he backspaces that quicker than he writes it. ]


your cold ass probably

[ that probably isn't any better. ]
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[personal profile] castle 2020-10-30 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ don't get trapped in this, frank. ]

wasn't me who brought it to my door step

[ it was more his tent step, but close enough. ]
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[personal profile] castle 2020-10-30 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
your mouth didn't exactly leave room for that

[ well. there it is. ]
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[personal profile] castle 2020-10-30 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ he'll hate himself for it. later. ]

figured i'd keep it preoccupied

think your hips did most of the work
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[personal profile] castle 2020-11-01 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this is definitely going in the exact direction he'd hoped to avoid. ]

you saying i should use that strategy again?
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[personal profile] castle 2020-11-02 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ they should definitely not be making that mistake again. ]

sounds like an invitation
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[personal profile] castle 2020-11-02 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
what if my gut tells me to ask if you want to have dinner

[ just. food. that's safer. maybe. ]
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[personal profile] castle 2020-11-02 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
fat and juicy, got it

what's the topping preference
hate to get my ass kicked over condiments
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[personal profile] castle 2020-11-02 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds like a good healthy meal right there

give me a time and i can arrange a delivery
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[personal profile] castle 2020-11-18 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
think your ass can hold off for the next ten minutes?
startedtheflamewar: (✹ that could be better)

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[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2020-12-08 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
You awake?

[ The message comes pretty late into a "night" on the ship, but not the early morning just yet. Still, given everything that's happening, Cash will only send the one message — if she's one of the people who's managing to sleep, he doesn't want to mess that up for her. ]
startedtheflamewar: (✹ fireside: oh well then)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2020-12-12 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Be jealous, mostly.
startedtheflamewar: (✹ this could be bad)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2020-12-13 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
You're not stuck in a shared quarters, are you?
startedtheflamewar: (✹ pleased with himself)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2020-12-16 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Private room squad, private room squad. Maybe seniority has benefits around here. ]

I don't know either.

But I've been told that I don't.
startedtheflamewar: (✹ funny you should say that)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2020-12-17 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I was asleep. Then I had one of those dreams. Now I'm not.

[ A drama in three parts. ]

What about you?
startedtheflamewar: (✹ pleased with himself)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2020-12-23 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
In terms of inventions, it's pretty high up there.

[ There's not enough of a supply on the ship for Cash to drink as much as he'd want to, normally. Which means that he's both drinking less and smoking less than he used to. No smoking at all, in fact, because of the lack of cigarettes. It's kind of a bummer for him, but he'd never complain about either. ]

Should we continue this over a drink?
startedtheflamewar: (✹ this could work)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2020-12-29 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ He could make a joke here.

Nah. Too easy. ]


I was the rude one, texting first. I'll come to you. What should I grab from the bar?
startedtheflamewar: (✹ trollin')

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-01-03 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
That I can do.

[ Dark and murky is half the selection under the bar, at least, that isn't the fruitihol from their forest planet stop. Cash grabs a bottle of something that's got a dark amber ring and makes his way to Wynonna's room, poking his head in. ]

Open sesame?
startedtheflamewar: (✹ oh that)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-01-11 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cash offers a tired smile. He's got dark shadows under his eyes that have never really been there before, thanks to his now-absent dream magic, and his body language is more stiff than usual, but he's here. Wearing a simple shirt, and the black shorts he uses for exercising or just slovenly existing in.

He sits down next to her, stretching his long legs out. ]


Oh, it wasn't that hard. I just followed the sound of delightful company.

[ A sigh escapes him. Not commentary on her, but commentary on the situation in general. He nods at her clothes, offering her one of the glasses he'd brought along with the bottle. ]

Did you get a workout in?
startedtheflamewar: (✹ it's fine)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-01-15 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ He pours her a drink first, because it's polite, before he tips any into his own glass. Mostly he's amazed he remembered glasses. Sometimes, lately, he forgets to put on shoes and has to double back to his room.

Not that they haven't just passed a bottle back and forth before. ]


Distractions are great.

[ Cash smiles wryly as he clinks their glasses together. He's used the gym, of course, but most of the time he just prefers to jog laps in the oxygen garden or work out in his room. ]

Was anybody asleep in there?
startedtheflamewar: (✹ sads)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-01-23 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ He gives a little shrug in response to the idea of her passing out. It will take more than this bottle to do the same to him. If she can get some sleep out of it, he's more than fine with her company dropping off. So to speak. ]

I think that the empathy bond means that even people who aren't being directly affected are still getting secondary drunkenness off everyone else's misery.

[ There really should be safeguards against that, he thinks — surely the people who designed the empathy bond wouldn't be that short-sighted.

He sips. ]


I'm trying to keep it to myself, but it's harder to suppress the bond the more tired you are. Apparently.
startedtheflamewar: (✹ do you come here often?)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-01-28 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
The worst pity party imaginable, [ Cash agrees. He goes ahead and knocks the rest of his glass back, pouring himself a new one as he decides not to be shy. It's going to take a few more glasses for it to start really affecting him, anyway.

Might as well get the pleasant burn down his throat. As he glances up from his glass, the corners of his lips twitch. It's more self-deprecation than anything else. As if he'd upset the social balance on purpose. ]


Are you scared of my deep love of booze? [ he decides to joke back, a touch softer than his earlier words. ] I know it's intense, but it's nothing to be scared of. I just like a good time.
startedtheflamewar: (✹ fireside: oh well then)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-02-05 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
We don't have to invite pity. We can just tell it to beat it at the door.

[ Easier said than done, but still, Cash imagines that they can find all kinds of things to talk about that don't fringe on pity. They're already dragged down enough as it is. He has another gulp from his glass, trying to imagine what this particular booze was made out of. Something unpleasant, he has to imagine. ]

I do miss actual bars, [ he admits. ] Not that the bar we have is bad, but the idea of being able to order whatever you want sounds pretty great.
startedtheflamewar: (✹ I did okay...)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-02-14 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ He chuckles. ]

And it has to real bad to miss bar food, but yeah, I do.

[ Just sitting there and smelling it in the air, the salt and the fat it fried in, while it passes by on somebody's tray. Cash smiles, sipping from his glass before he goes on. ]

Maybe I just miss fried food. It's hard to justify the resources for it here, considering all the steps. But that was my favorite part of going to the State Fair, all the terrible and delicious food choices.
startedtheflamewar: (✹ considering that...)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-02-23 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
I've been advised not to look in the machines — or I might not want to eat from them — and I'm going to take that advice.

[ He has a strong stomach, but still. If they break down, they're someone else's problem. Cash drains the last of his glass in one go. At least alcohol is... uncomplicated. It's not good for you, and that's an agreed-on thing. No one drinks alcohol for healthful properties. ]

Shudder to think what this place would turn into if we didn't have buckets of booze from the last planet. A lot of frustrated folks ready to boil over, I'm guessing.
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[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-03-03 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
You want to think about hypotheticals when you're buzzed?

[ Cash smiles and raises the bottle, all too happy to pour more into her glass. And his own. He pours himself a double of hers, in fact, just to make sure that she's not going to fully leave him behind. He won't get drunk from this much alcohol, but pleasantly stupefied? Probably. ]

I'm impressed. All I want to think about is really nice food or company.
startedtheflamewar: (✹ late w starbucks)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-03-10 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
In that case, I'll shut up about food.

[ He chuckles, smile shifting apologetically. This is normally where he'd volunteer the name of a local spot with good food and maybe he and his companion would go there for a bit. On a more normal day, several years prior. But now he's on a spaceship, and all he can offer is extra food from the machines. Pass. ]

I don't get drunk that often. My magic— [ Cash sighs. ] It works in the background, keeps me in optimum health. Or it tries. So when I drink a lot of alcohol, it thinks I'm being poisoned and starts purging the poison. I have to drink at least a handle to feel anything major.
startedtheflamewar: (✹ this could work)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-03-28 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cash nods slightly. ]

I haven't had an illness since before my magic manifested, when I was... eleven, twelve, something like that. [ He used to remember the number. Now, it's a bad memory. Ill tidings; the start of his life going downhill. ] No illnesses, m' tired less often, cuts and bruises and injuries heal up immediately. It's not all bad.

[ But it has painted a target on his back. ]
startedtheflamewar: (✹ sads)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-04-08 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ He chuckles quietly. There's a softness in his gaze from the way she admits this truth about herself. Imparted truths, from tired people. Cash doesn't often give people the particulars about his magic, out of a sense of paranoia that they'll take advantage of it. Plenty of people have, so maybe it's not even paranoia.

But he trusts Wynonna. ]


I guess if you're going to go up against demons, you need all the help you can get, right?

[ Seems cruel to give someone that kind of mission and no other support. ]

Sounds like a very good thing.
startedtheflamewar: (✹ fireside: i'm really irritating ok)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-04-19 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Cash makes a vague noise in the back of his throat, thoughtful. ]

I've heard... varying things, from folks who've had others show up here. But I don't think anyone knew the other was gone.

[ He doesn't like the opposite thought, either. The thought of his team back home, waiting for him. So he's glad that they probably aren't. Cash makes them wait enough, they don't need to wait for his cosmic vacation, too. ]

It might be like void traveling, back home. Void travelers can spend as much time as they want in another universe, with only a few limits, but they return back to our Earth in the same moment they left. [ Cash shrugs. ] Stands to reason, anyway.
startedtheflamewar: (✹ this could work)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-05-12 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Downing the rest of his drink gives him a small amount of time to consider his answer. He'd be lying if he said he hadn't worried about not remembering anyone from this, when all's said and done. The longer he spends here, the more he grows attached to people. To forget his friends... ]

Dunno, [ Cash has to admit. Quiet. ] But I hope it's not that last one. Be sad to forget spending so much time here.

[ He's learned a few lessons along the way, too, even if they weren't lessons he particularly wanted. ]
startedtheflamewar: (✹ interested in that)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-05-23 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Quirking a smile at her, Cash reaches out to casually tuck a lock of Wynonna's hair behind her closest ear. ]

Why can't it be both?

[ It's the former, not the latter, that he'd be sad to forget, but injecting some sort of humor into the moment just seems like a good idea. No need to let the mood tank entirely. He keeps the same flippant, easy tone as he goes on, even though the fondness of his gaze doesn't match it as he looks at her. ]

Be a shame to forget, uh, having my leg partially eaten by slime. Or swimming on that incredible beach. Or... getting clean in a certain hot spring with a beautiful lady.
startedtheflamewar: (✹ ah well then)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-06-02 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A chuckle, thick with the emotion in his gaze, spills out of him. Cash makes no move to stop his hand, continuing the gesture until he's stroking his fingers through the back of Wynonna's hair. ]

What can I say, getting part of your leg eaten is pretty memorable.

[ The gentle ribbing from her sets a part of him at peace that he doesn't really want to examine. He just goes with the flow, as he always does, hand trailing down her back. ]

I'm just thankful that things usually aren't that exciting around here.
startedtheflamewar: (✹ this could work)

[personal profile] startedtheflamewar 2021-06-11 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ As she angles in, Cash unconsciously turns his head and shoulder to match her, smiling against her lips. It does feel normal — he'd be lying if he said that he hadn't gotten used to talking to Wynonna, to comparing problems and seeking solace in her company. He nuzzles the tips of their noses together for a slow, warm moment, leaning his head in to dust her lips with a kiss before he withdraws the same amount she had. ]

'Course.

[ His voice, already starting low, is barely more than a husky murmur. ]

'll be right here.
withinreach: (pic#14084428)

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[personal profile] withinreach 2021-03-04 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This isn't even vaguely safe for work. If she's curious enough to have a closer look after glimpsing the preview, well... there's a lot to see. ]
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[personal profile] withinreach 2021-03-06 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He wasn't aware that he had an audience at some point so there's a slight pause before a response. ]

It could be?
If you like what you see.
I didn't mean to put that out on the network but I guess we're sharing today, huh?
withinreach: (pic#14709552)

[personal profile] withinreach 2021-03-07 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Not too worried. These things happen around here, don't they?

[ Not his preferred method of meeting new people, but it's not like there's anything to be ashamed of here either. ]

I considered just taking a cold shower. I bet you wouldn't mind that view either.
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[personal profile] withinreach 2021-03-10 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That's fair, but those also tend to be terrible pictures, which doesn't help their case any. I think most people have to be in a particular mood to want to see a picture that's just zoomed in right over the crotch.

I was thinking more about a view from the other side. It's not too bad either, I'd say.
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[personal profile] withinreach 2021-03-11 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd definitely call that a pro tip.
I do try. To be honest I don't really send these anymore. Not on purpose. Can't say that it bothers me if you're enjoying it though.

I might be, whatever your definition of 'ass shot' is.
Kind of busy at the moment though, so it might have to wait.


[ She's already gotten a glimpse of what he's up to right now. ]
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[personal profile] withinreach 2021-03-12 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Any expectation of reciprocation is all teasing, he's genuinely fine with just showing off, but obviously he won't complain if she decided to participate somehow. ]

It would be awkward to stop in the middle of this, so yeah.

If you want to keep watching, I wouldn't mind.
withinreach: (pic#14671611)

text > video

[personal profile] withinreach 2021-03-15 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He really wouldn't usually do this. There might even be a case to be argued that he's letting some impulses fly that he wouldn't have otherwise just because it's a harmless enough outlet that he desperately needs right now. He's getting off, someone else is having fun, and for a few minutes at least he's not thinking about all of the responsibilities he's got to get back to, let alone the ones he's taking on here. ]

Well in that case.

[ There's no jostling necessary to flip it over to video, it's just a convenient shift in intention to change the feed from text over to video, this time a constant connection rather than a clip out of context. Not much has changed in that image though, mostly just the fact that his pace has sped up a bit from the slow strokes she saw before.

He's not asking for reciprocation, but he will shoot a lazy, satisfied sort of grin across the line as he rubs his thumb over the tip of his cock. ]


I'm not used to having an audience.

[ Not for this anyway, but he's clearly not uncomfortable at being the center of attention either. ]
withinreach: (pic#14671591)

[personal profile] withinreach 2021-03-27 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He definitely appreciates the view, whether or not she's going as far with it as he is. He's straightforward with these things, if showing her was conditional on her participation he would have said so, but that doesn't mean he won't feel a new flush of heat at the idea of those fingers sliding between her legs, as if he needed more encouragement to keep going with his own stroking.

It takes him a couple of seconds to realize she's talking about the method of communication, mostly because he's understandably very distracted at the moment. When he does he makes a low noise that's meant to be thoughtful, but it ends up sounding almost like a quiet moan as he grips his cock tighter, encouraging the spill of more glistening drops of precome. ]


Kind of. It's not too different from what I'm used to looking at.

[ It hadn't occurred to him that he could change the perspective on it, so that it's more up close and personal than what amounts to a very detailed, impossibly vivid holo projection that only he can see. But that might be because that's what he expected it to look like, since it's all driven by his own mind. ]

But I'm not used to controlling it with my thoughts. [ He continues, almost casually, but the tone of his voice is still too low and rough to hide how aroused he is right now. ] That's new.

[ Weird, but kind of fascinating and definitely useful. ]
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[personal profile] category 2021-03-14 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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[personal profile] category 2021-04-10 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure where that came from, but kudos to me on the possibly obscure 90s reference.
Hangover?
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[personal profile] category 2021-04-18 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
You should be more surprised that we got it in Wales.
Most obvious assumption, even if the alcoholic options aboard this vessel are questionable at best.
I've seen worse selections.
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[personal profile] category 2021-04-27 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
The human definition of alcoholic isn't universal.
What fucks up one species does nothing for another.
So yes, I've seen much, much worse.
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[personal profile] category 2021-05-03 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately.
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[personal profile] category 2021-05-03 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Far from it.
I'm from the Boeshane Peninsula, long way from Earth.
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[personal profile] category 2021-05-16 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's not his real name, but he's gone by jack harkness for far, far longer than he ever went by javic thane. ]

Jack Harkness.
Captain Jack Harkness.
Call me Jack, and to make a long story short: I'm a time traveler that monitors/controls activity from a rift in space and time.
category: (∞ // hundred + thirty-two.)

[personal profile] category 2021-06-01 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes. Other times we're tracking down people and things that came through the rift that shouldn't be here. There's a lot that the human race isn't ready to handle yet, alien technology that could be dangerous if it got into the right hands. Which is why we always handle our own cases. We've had authority that extends beyond the government to handle these threats since the 1800s.
ofclanmudhorn: (mando25)

text; @mandalorian

[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-03-22 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[It’s been well over a week now since she texted him by mistake, and Din is pretty certain that by now she’s figured out that he’s not who she thought he was. He’s not exactly sure why he’s texting her, but he can’t sleep for some reason, and he thought of her. Of how it had been so easy to text back and forth with her, even if it had been for the selfish goal of sexual release. Maybe it had to do with the fact that they don’t know each other and that there’s clearly no jugement between them, and he could definitely use some easy, no pressure conversation tonight. He’s not even looking for something steamy, he just want something to distract his mind, for a while.]

Are you asleep Sweet Girl?

[If she’s mad at him for not coming forth with their case of mistaken identity, he wouldn’t hold it against her, but he still chances a text, in case she’s not that angry with him.]
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-03-25 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[She's not wrong in her assessment of him: everything Din has written to her that night hadn't been meant as a prank, especially when their texting had turned into something more than just teasing about a pair of not-so lost red panties. In all honesty, he's never done anything like that before, from describing everything he'd like to do to her, to letting her on for that long. While people tend to assume he's not trustworthy because he's a bounty hunter, Din makes a point of being honest with his words, simply choosing not to speak when he can't be truthful.

The longer he waits for her reply, the more he feels guilty for his misleading, but then he gets her text back, and he relaxes slightly under the helmet:]


Yeah, I guess I just did.

Wasn't I supposed to?


[A subtle way to ask for her permission to keep on texting her; an 'out' if she's not interested, an opportunity for her to tell him to fuck himself if she wants to. It's the least he can offer, after all.]
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-03-31 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything, really. I can't sleep, and I don't think anyone I know on the ship is still up at this hour.

[Or more like if he texts anyone he knows, they are likely to probe as to why he isn't sleeping. He has nightmares, like everyone else that's lived through war and violence, but lately, he wonders if his empathic bond with Grogu isn't causing the kid's own nightmare to bleed into his. They've been more jumbled and frightening these past weeks.]

I guess I felt like after how we texted last, you wouldn't judge me for reaching out in the middle of the night.

[It's strange how easy it is to admit that, as if her not knowing him and him barely knowing anything of her either makes it easier to be this honest. To be this opened. It's not like she can compare this side of him to how he's usually closed off and quiet.]
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-04-17 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Will you be offended if I say 'yeah you did? It's not a bad thing, though? I don't think it is, I mean.

[She's absolutely earned the right to tease him, and if Din is honest with himself, it's something he likes in a woman, anyway: the way that one doesn't feel intimidated enough by him not to give him shit, teasingly or not. Her question does make him chuckle lightly, the sound soft in his room:]

I mean, I feel like I wouldn't go wrong asking fashion tips from the owner of red lacy panties, wouldn't you say? But no, I don't think I need fashion tips.

[Not because he thinks he's fashionable, but simply because he wears the exact same thing every day. And what he chooses to wear is more out of utility than fashion.]

To be honest, I don't really have any reasons to reach out other than simple....conversation? [Anything so that his brain doesn't overthink everything in his life right now, really] Like...IDK...tell me about a kind of food I should absolutely try if I ever find myself in your homeworld?

[This is a safe topic, right? Nothing too personal, but nothing too vague either. A good way to truly break the ice.]
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-04-26 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if I can't see it, then it didn't happened.

[He's not sure what 'flipping one off' means exactly, but Din can easily understand that it's meant as a rude gesture. Despite that, he picks up on the teasing, and something in him relaxes further. He can live with getting a bit of shit thrown at him: despite his gruff exterior, he does have a sense of humor.

That next text does make him chuckle lightly:]


Oh, I don't need to be told that or not, I know I can't pull them off. I'm lacking the right curves, definitely.

[He knows he has a flat ass, he's not even going to deny that.

He smiles when she answers, relieved that the initial awkwardness of their first meeting is behind them:]


Nachos. Those are the corn chips with cheese, right?

[He's slowly learning about all these Earthling dishes, thanks to the few friends from different Earths he's made since he's on the Danaë.]

All the toppings? Surely there's one that's your favourite?
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-05-29 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[That makes him chuckle lightly:]

Honestly, there are better images of me for you to see that I can think of.

[No, he's not sending a dick pic. He has more class than this. But he's not unwilling to share...something, if she's interested.]

I do know of them, but I haven't had the chance to try them yet. I barely just discovered pizza.

'Kick' as in 'spicy'? In that case, I'm even more tempted to try them. I like spicy meals.


[After all, traditional Mandalorian cuisine can easily be described as a constant fire in one's mouth.]
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-06-12 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, really. Isn't the whole point of sending a picture to put myself in the best light for you to see? I don't think red lace on a flat ass would achieve that.

And since you're asking so nicely...
[He sends her one picture of him. It's nothing too revealing: his hands and thighs are probably what one could call his favourite parts of his body, and giving that they are always covered when he's in public, it's a safe one to send, even if the picture shows hints of his hands' tattoos.]

What toppings people put on their pizza other than basil and cheese?

[He had liked that sort: the flavours were simple yet delicious.]
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[personal profile] ofclanmudhorn 2021-09-18 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I agree wholeheartedly with that. I just think I should stick with what I have.

[Tactical pants and boxer briefs are the way to go for him. Or commando, on laundry day. Both here and on the Razor Crest.]

Oh, so you do always say "yes, please" and "thank you, sir"?

[He's teasing, but it's hard not to, given the usual tone of their texting.]

Thanks. They're traditional to my people.

[Another clue for Wynonna to add to the few crumbs he's left her regarding who he really is.]

Really? Anything can go on pizza? So I could put nachos on it and kill two porgs with one stone?

[Hey, he's a practical kind of man.]

What's so controversial about mixing sweet and savory?
snaffled: (13 - ytGKRVy)

𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 » aphro mini event 🥵💦

[personal profile] snaffled 2021-04-28 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
( something strange is definitely happening on this ship, but harry's never been one to complain about getting laid. so when it happens again, that feeling exploding inside his chest like a molotov cocktail, he practically welcomes it — only this time it's different, disorienting, because this time he finds himself not where he was before.

and considerably more wet than he was before, given he's wound up directly in someone's shower fully clothed and —
)

Oh, fuck me.

( right, well. he's never had a cunt before, has he. or tits, for that matter. he might be more shocked at this apparent sex change if he had enough bandwidth to process anything beyond the desire pulsing hard between his legs, his pants damp from more than just the water, or the too-tight fit of his already formfitting shirt, now soaked through, his nipples pushing hard against wet fabric. (besides, he's always wondered what it would be like, he just never thought he'd have the opportunity to find out.) )

Don't mind me, love. ( he still sounds mostly like himself, at least, if not a little softer. ) Why don't I lend you a hand, eh?

( because he knows, one way or another, that's exactly what's going to happen. )
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[personal profile] snaffled 2021-05-22 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
( he's not blind, and he's seen enough women rub one out in his time to know that's exactly what she was doing, even if she now seems a little embarrassed about it. who is he to judge someone getting off in their own shower when most of his own showers involve wanking one to indecent and infuriating thoughts of nathan drake? so, yes, he's offering, and not just because of coiling heat in his chest; if he'd somehow wound up here by any other means under different circumstances, he'd still be offering.

he steps forward when she turns to face him, his mouth upturned, his eyes casting a languid, appraising look over her. he reaches forward, pulling the hand still slick with her own fluid to his lips, his tongue lapping out to clean the taste of her from her fingers.
)

Believe me now, darling? ( and then he guides her hand from his mouth to the swell of one of his tits, pressing against it hard in punctuation. a soft noise rises from the back of his throat and he leans in closer, his mouth desperately close to hers now. ) You get me out of these clothes, I'll make it worth your while.
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[personal profile] snaffled 2021-06-09 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
( the kiss sears through him, his pulse throbbing hard between his legs. the water has made his jeans all squidgy, but at the moment he isn't exactly loving it; quite the opposite, in fact, considering how badly he needs for her to touch him, to feel her fingers press hard against his clit. he wants to touch her, too, but more importantly he needs out of his oppressive jeans, so his hands make quick work to unzip them while her mouth works at his throat, a low hum of approval escaping his lips.

finally, he pushes them down far enough, his boxers slipping off along with them, bunched up unattractively at his knees, but he can't be bothered to care much about aesthetics at the moment now that he's free enough to guide her hand between his legs, the press of her fingers shooting a thrill up his spine and twisting hot in his belly. a gasp hitches in his throat, one hand shooting up to grab at her hair and pull, the other reaching out to grasp at the soft curve of her ass, fingers digging in for purchase.
)

That's it, come on. ( his voice drops, his mouth pressed to the shell of her ear as he whispers: ) Fuck your fingers right into my cunt.

( he doesn't think he could stand it if she doesn't. )
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[personal profile] snaffled 2021-06-18 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
( the water rises in steam above them, not hot enough to burn, but still hot enough that he feels like he's reeling, lightheaded from the rush of sensation between his thighs searing through him — and, bloody hell, it's fucking incredible. it's almost enough just to have her wet her fingers, coating them with his own slickness, but then her fingers slide into him and he can't help the surprised little gasp that escapes his throat, his grip tightening involuntarily against her ass, fingers digging into soft flesh almost hard enough to bruise. the force of it drags her closer as his back hits the wet shower wall, his hips bucking forward into her hand, his head thrown back, teeth dragging hard across his lower lip.

and then her thumb passes over his clit, drawing a surprisingly high-pitched moan from somewhere deep in his chest. he's never been bothered by being vocal and now is no exception, it's just a bit odd to not quite recognize his own voice. still, the feeling of her fingers inside him outweighs most of the weirdness of the situation, the loudest thought in his head being more.
)

Fuck — yes. ( which is all he can seem to manage, whiny and needy, before he dives forward again, messily capturing her mouth, his tongue darting out between her lips. )